Posted 7 minutes ago

helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.
Posted 27 minutes ago

Joke of the day.

essentialasair:

shamsham28:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

I DONT GET IT 

Brilliant!

(Source: flyingscotsman)

Posted 27 minutes ago

lifehacks247:

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Posted 29 minutes ago

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

(Source: theroguetomlinson)

Posted 31 minutes ago

fygirlcrush:

Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:

  1. Stop
  2. No
  3. Don’t do that
  4. Drink a glass of water
  5. Don’t be an idiot
  6. Stop feeling things
  7. Become cynical
  8. Transcend your corporeal form
  9. Ascend from this planet
  10. Become an otherworldly being
  11. Thank me
Posted 31 minutes ago
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Posted 3 hours ago
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

Posted 3 hours ago

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale)

Posted 3 hours ago